"aw your underpants are so cute today *turns off light*… wait… what’re they doing?? OH MY GAWD"
Oh my god.
It’s full of stars!
Space Undies: When Your Ass is Out of This World.
Would you like to boldly go where no man has gone before?
“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell
pro tip: don’t name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying
do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in